If the bredder has only a few dogs, he is a propagator who only uses the same dogs over and over again.
If the breeder has a lot of dogs, he is a mass breeder who’s only in for the money
If the breeder gives his neutered dogs away, he has a dog run-through station
If the breeder keeps the dogs, he has too many and loses track of them
If the breeder has multiple male dogs and separates them, he is treating them wrong
If the breeder has multiple male dogs and doesn’t separate them, how could he know which male produced the puppies?
If the breeder goes to someone else for mating, he just gives the problem of male keeping to someone else, and on top of that, his dogs have “run-of-the-mill
bloodlines”
If the breeder offers his male dogs for mating, he is exploiting them
If the breeder doesn’t offer his male dogs for mating, he wants to keep his new bloodlines for himself
If the house shows any sign of dog life, the breed is unclean, especially if you can smell the male dog
If there is no sign of dogs in the house, he obviously locks them up and is an animal abuser
If the breeder makes a gene test, all he sees are hereditary diseases
If the breeder doesn’t test, he doesn’t care about hereditary diseases
If the breeder talks about testing, he speaks ill of the dogs
IF the breeder doesn’t talk about testing, he tries to hide something
If the breeder goes public with uncomfortable test results, he puts the whole line under suspicion
If the breeder doesn’t go public with uncomfortable test results, he secretly neuters and continues breeding with the offsprings
If the breeder sells a puppy that gets sick afterwards, he obviously does it always and all of his dogs and puppies must be sick
If the breeder takes the sick puppy or dog back and keeps it in his own house, he is acts irresponsibly to all the other dogs and puppies
If the breeder doesn’t sell his dog to the breed, he doesn’t contribute to the bloodline
If the breeder sells to other breeders, he spreads his bloodline too much
If the breeder has a bitch from another breeder, that another breeder doesn’t like, then this breeder won’t like him anymore as well
If a breeder sells a bitch to another breeder, that other breeders dislike, then the other breeders don’t like him as well
If various breeders are not fighting each other, they must have formed a lobby
If a breeder works together with another breeder, this is destined to fail sooner or later
If the breeder doesn’t go to dog shows with his dogs, he is a backyard breeder
If the breeder goes to dog shows with his dogs, he is addicted to shows and trophies
If the breeder writes to a mailing list, he only wants to be the center of attraction
If the breeder doesn’t write to the mailing list, he is a list parasite
If the breeder posts pictures to the mailing list, he only wants to sell his puppies
If the breeder posts show results to the lists, he is a show-off
If the breeder doesn’t post pictures or show results, the puppies/dogs must be sick or ugly
If the breeder sells for a lot of money, he is an extortioner
If the breeder sells cheaply, he wants to destroy the pricing and / or the dogs aren’t worth anything to begin with
If the breeder sells to amateurs, he openly encourages to start breeding
If the breeder doesn’t sell to amateurs, he is arrogant and hates amateurs
If the breeder has very precise contracts, they must be oppressive contracts
If the breeder has standard contracts, they aren’t worth anything
If the breeder cries when selling a puppy, it’s just show
If the breeder doesn’t cry, he doesn’t care about the dogs
If the breeder is friendly, he only wants to sell
If the breeder is unfriendly, he is crazy
If the breeder is factual, he only wants to do business
If the breeder is affectionate, something must be wrong with him
If the breeder informs himself about race and breed, and shares his knowledge, he is a show-off
If the breeder informs himself and keeps this knowledge to himself, he’s being
selfish.